Armand- Peeve of the "Wacky"

Ever notice how, when a person spends a lot of time telling you how bizarre, strange, and weird she is, more often than not that person is really, really fucking dull? I sure have, and so has Armand. These people are Armand's specialty.

We're talking about people who put shrews to sleep. Hummingbirds. The world's strongest sources of Dull Rays. People who ought to wear signs that say "Warning: Do not operate heavy equipment while talking to this person".

During the extensive research I did when I was trying to find out which members of the International Communist Conspiracy might have stolen my brilliant "pet peeve" idea, I found an example that illustrates this perfectly. I give you Diane's Wacky List O'Pet Peeves. Diane is Armand's idol, 'cuz if she thinks this is "Wacky", she's the queen of his people. Her page, by the way, is also on Bertram's watch list.

It sort of scares me that both Diane and I are maintaining peeve lists. I may not be the world's wittiest guy, but if I ever get that bad, I hope the Goddess takes me for her own.